I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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