Non-Jews are for practice
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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