but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
She said her name was "party"
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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