No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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