Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
