can we get nightvision for the apartment?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
you traded sex for a burrito?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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