It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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