I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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