My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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