i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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