Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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