Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Randomize
