was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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