Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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