i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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