Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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