when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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