He kissed a someone with a penis
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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