So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
