omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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