Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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