She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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