planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
third nipple confirmed
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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