Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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