wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
