...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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