Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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