I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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