brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you win again, gameday.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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