You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Did I show you my penis last night?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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