I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
People with herpes should wear stickers.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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