On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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