would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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