I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This is the high leading the old right now
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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