The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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