I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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