dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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