Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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