I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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