I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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