I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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