Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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