On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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