Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
