You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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