i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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