We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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