I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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