i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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