every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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