K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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