elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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