smell my finger.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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